Shut Up, Tinnitus

Why Your Ears Ring, Why It Gets Louder, and How to Make It Disappear Into the Background
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What this is

You have probably been told that tinnitus is permanent, that there is no cure, and that you should learn to live with it. Somebody said that to you in under ninety seconds and then showed you to the door. That advice is not wrong. It is just so incomplete that it functions as a lie.

There is no cure for tinnitus, and this audiobook does not pretend otherwise. What it does is explain why that matters far less than you think. The volume of your tinnitus and the suffering it causes are two different measurements, and they are barely related to each other. Some people with objectively loud tinnitus go weeks without noticing it. Some people with a faint hiss cannot work, cannot sleep, and cannot think about anything else.

The difference between those two people is not in their ears. In just under an hour, this is the argument for why, and what to do about it.

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Hear the first eight minutes

The introduction and chapter one, free and unbroken. It is the real opening rather than a highlight reel, so if you like this you will like the book.

Also on its own page, with a full transcript.

How it opens

The first words of the introduction, so you know what you are getting before you pay for it.

You hear it right now. You started hearing it the moment I said the word, and some part of you is already angry at me for that.

That is the first thing worth understanding. Your tinnitus did not get louder in the last two seconds. Your attention moved.

Your brain has classified this noise as a threat. Threats get monitored. Monitored signals get amplified. Amplified signals feel more threatening. And around it goes, tighter every week, until you are a person who checks.

Chapters

IntroductionThe Sound Is Not the Problem3:15
Chapter 1Beethoven's Letter from Vienna5:07
Chapter 2Your Ears Are Not Ringing. Your Brain Is.5:10
Chapter 3The Fear Loop5:03
Chapter 4Silence Is Making It Worse5:02
Chapter 5The Three A.M. Problem4:11
Chapter 6Your Jaw, Your Neck, Your Ears4:10
Chapter 7Coffee, Wine, and Other Things You Blamed3:40
Chapter 8The Supplement Aisle Is Lying to You4:17
Chapter 9You Are Not Broken. You Are Hypervigilant.2:50
Chapter 10Stop Listening For It7:24
Chapter 11The Thirty Day Tinnitus Reset5:27
ConclusionThe Day You Stop Checking2:31

What it does not do

It does not promise a cure, because there is not one. It does not recommend a supplement to buy. It does not invent an expert or a quote. Every number in it traces to a named, published source, including the ones that make the argument weaker, and the introduction names the symptoms that mean you should stop listening and see a doctor instead.

Narrated by Kokoro (AI Voice). This audiobook uses a synthetic voice, which both stores disclose on the listing.

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58 minutes, 13 chapters. Both stores let you hear a free sample first.

Listen to Shut Up, Tinnitus on SpotifyGet Shut Up, Tinnitus on Google Play Books